Todays Joke A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldnt you like to give back to the community in some way? The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income? Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, Um, no. The lawyer interrupts, Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair? The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. Or that my sisters husband died in a traffic accident, the lawyers voice rising in indignation, leaving her penniless with three children?! The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, I had no idea. On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, see the punchline here bob949/onair/nancy-newman-1521/joke-and-the-punchline-12392472/
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 09:31:35 +0000
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