Todays episode of In The Day in the Life of April Mack So for dinner I decided that I would like to partake on two bun length hotdogs on two slightly toasted buns with a delicious and generous helping of red onions, ketchup, mustard, and topped off with freshly cook ground hamburger for the chili. It was delectable perfection ever seen on a paper plate (Cause Im not washing no mo dammmmn dishes tonight). My arch nemesis😈, as known as my 2 year old son Ethan, proceeds to come in the kitchen asking for his 3 Little Debbie fancy cake all while assaulting me with his bike helmet. As Im telling calmly tell my child NO! He takes it upon hisself and drops the bike helmet on these tired diabetic feet, slaps me on my butt, and runs upstairs to the safety of his fathers arm. 😡😡😡😡 Im so hungry (STARVING) and mad that my child has gotten away again with murder I proceed to finish fixing my hot dogs and call it a night. So please tell me why I accidentally grabbed the spray bottle of breach (Right next to the Ketchup) and sprayed my hotdogs? 💦 😳 I know I cussed for 2 mins straight. Most was incoherent but I knew what I was trying to say.... I kindly picked up my hotdogs,prayed over my food as usual, and consumed them as if it was my last meal😋.I figured if it kills me I was meant to die! #IveMetMyMatch #Shrugs Score now is Ethan 18493 - April 2
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 22:08:42 +0000
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