Tonight I go to top up my myki at the machine in goon that doesnt accept coins which is just great because you are made to get rid of notes that weigh your pockets down making that annoying sound when you walk so yeah, just great. But for some reason the system at goon had shit itself entirely and wasnt working. That didnt run well with the old vline cow conductor who was in a shitter mood than my mum when she gets home from work and finds I havent done my jobs. Says to me I can buy a new myki right now for $15. Thats highway robbery on tracks I told her. I have -20 something cents on there. She got her sas on, flicked her hair and said well enjoy your $300 fine when you get to flinders. I know the people working there and Ill be calling them now so dont think this has a happy ending for you. Shittest mood on her. Its 5 times now I have wriggled out of a fine from those authority-hungry metro train inspectors that google tells me arent allowed to chase me if I decide to burn up some shoe rubber. I pity the fool who doesnt get out of them. Anyway. Prepared my speech. Stretched the legs. Got to the gates at flinders and asked to be buzzed out, ready to be pounced on.. The old Indian man opens the gates and I walk straight on through, a free man with a happy ending. #suckitvlineconductor #thats6 #stickittothemaneosus
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 11:30:19 +0000
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