Tonight I want to discuss a very important issue.... the best friend a penis will ever have..... the vagina.Males have many pet names for this amazing piece of engineering by God......its the complete opposite of Gods shabby work he did with that ball bags malfunction when he used the left over crinkly elbow skin:-) Synonyms include: the promised land,the toothless blow job,the virginator,penis pothole, cucumber canal, banana box,dildo hotel,gauntlet,hairy potter,cock magnet,slippery slide,the bone collector,pandoras box,snail the temple of poon,muff,poontang, poonanie,tunnel of love,meat curtains,front bottom,kebab,minge, snapper,lovebox,slice of heaven,the great divide,tongue depressor, clit slit,fuzz box,fuzzy wuzzy,glory hole,mud flaps,cockpit,furry furnace, slop hole,velcro love triangle,cupids cupboard,birds nest,cock-chafer, love glove,hairy doughnut,fun hatch, spasm chasm,breakfast of champions,scrambled eggs between the legs,The Death of Adam,Yo Yo Smuggler,Mumbler,Vacuum Vulva,Beaver Teeth,Mumble Pants,Pancake Fold,her asshole neighbour,dugout, moneymaker,tackle box,hairy heaven,crave cave,toolshed,snake charmer,Ham sandwich,warm apple pie,penalty box,holy grail,temperamental ringpiece,the indoor barbecue,the dugout,to name but a few-)
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 21:27:23 +0000
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