Top 10 Things Indians will do on mars. - 1. #Manmohan ji will vent out all the words clogged up in his oesophagus without having the fear of anyone else listening. 2. #Advan ji will atlast fulfill his ambition of becoming the PM by unanimous vote ( Ofcourse, him being the only eligible voter) 3. #NaMo will soon organize a massive rally to seek martians support on his bid to become PM. Entry tickets to cost Rs. 25 (premium keeping in view of it being the first political rally on Mars) 4. #RaGa, in short Rahul G, would calculate the #escapevelocity of mars so as to use it as reference in his next mind-boggling speech. 5. #SRT, tendulkar will play one last match for the country & the #MenInBlue will do it for #sachin. 6. #MSD, Well Ofcourse dhoni will be scratching his head while indian bowlers leak boundaries on dusty mars pitch & then Ofcourse hell comeout as a saviour when the whole team crumbles, Ofcourse hitting the winning-shot with his trademark helicopter. Finally Ofcourse, he goes on to win the MoM & gives his post-match interview to #shastri & replies with as many Ofcourses as u can imagine. 7. #ambanis, Dhirubhai & Mukeshbhai make strategies to bypass martian business restrictions & anilbhai goes on ranting about the phenomenal growth of mukeshbhai. 8. Godmen, Astrologers, sadhus & babas, will find out the ways in which this accomplishment will bring the wrath of Mangal Grah & how only they can negate its negetive effect & channalize it into positive energy. 9.#IndiaTV would be out reporting all the above historic scenes from VENUS. 10. #vadra, We are sorry that the National-Son-In-Law couldnt be contacted as he was busy estimating the extent of land on mars. A spokeperson for #dlf, on condition of annonymity, commented how the senior management was busy in arranging #unsecuredloans for the above deals. #ThingsIndiaWillDoOnMars
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 14:14:28 +0000
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