Top Ten Things That Have Frustrated Me Lately: 1. I went to an NBA game Wednesday night and, because of construction on 1-65, it took us about 3 hours to get back to Louisville from Indianapolis. Can you imagine the traffic issues when there is an exodus of 30,000 from Lucas Oil on Friday? And you just know every driver clogging up traffic will be a Kentucky fan. 2. Ok, I take that back. I dont want to start a social media war about UK v. UL drivers. But for real, every driver that makes me mad has Indiana tags. 3. In fact, the whole state of Indiana pisses me off. There is the incessant road construction, the brainwashing of my friend Lisa Petry, and the cornfields that never end. If it werent for their casino gambling policies, my favorite part of Indiana would be the bridge that heads back to Kentucky. 4. Alright, back to basketball. There are no traveling calls in the NBA. I saw Lebron James play in person Wednesday. I couldnt tell if he was playing basketball or participating in the Morningside Elementary Walk-A-Thon. One time he took 14 consecutive steps without bouncing the ball and drew a foul. #multiplesteps 5. Wait, I cant resist, I have to go back to talking about Indiana for a second. Per capita, the state of Indiana has the least dense population of hot girls in the nation. Finding a hot girl in Indiana is like trying to pick a few marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms in the 1980s before the Leprachaun started putting in the extra charms. Be real, you only wanted the charms. Otherwise, you would have just bought Cheerios. 6. I went to South Bend to see USC play Notre Dame. I sat about 25 rows in front of the USC sweater-clad cheerleaders; the most-clothed yet hottest cheerleaders in the nation. Then, I went to a bar with some friends where the local students hang out. Of all the hundreds of co-eds packed in that place, I was the 5th best looking girl there. And no, that isnt a typo. 7. Conversation with a middle-aged lady from Indy after seeing my Louisville Cardinal pullover: Lady: “Is that Ball State? St. Louis?” Me: “No maam. Im a University of Louisville fan.” Lady: “Oh, they all look the same. You UK and UL fans think the state of Kentucky shuts down for a basketball game? The state of Indiana really shuts down for a big game.” Oh, really? Is that because the state of Indiana isnt playing in any of them? 8. Somebody told me I look British today. Another completely different person told me I looked “nautical.” What the deuce? Did Russell Crowe wear a bow tie in “Master & Commander”??? Actually maybe he did. I never saw that one. 9. I am trying to grow out my Luke Hancock beard to show my support for the Cards in the NCAA tourney, but its all patchy and there are lots of blonde hairs that make it look thin and crappy. I swear I went through puberty, this shouldnt be so hard. Of course, if I missed puberty, that could explain a “little” something… 10. South Florida made a huge mistake by not taking Masiello. So what, he doesnt have a degree? If he needs a couple of classes, put him in an online interior design class or bowling and let him finish his degree! Its that easy. He is still a good basketball coach. What if the Ghostbusters didnt hire Peter Venkman because he didnt finish his doctoral thesis in parapsycholgy? He still busts the HELL out of some ghosts. You have to take him! Not everyone out there is willing to be a professional buster of ghosts or coach at South Florida.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 20:42:22 +0000
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