Top funny things I heard on my first 2 days of teaching back at my - TopicsExpress

Top funny things I heard on my first 2 days of teaching back at my old high school. 1. Miss can i hook you up with my uncle? 2. Miss, you look like JLo. You know who JLo is RIGH?! 3. Can I give them assigned seats?! -Zamora 4. An example of what courage is: Ruben from Holland had a lot of courage because he threw himself to give his team a chance to win against Mexico but.... no fue penal, no fue penal, no fue penal. 5. Miss can i go to the bathroom (like 56 times...) 6. Miss are you married? (like 4 times/day)