Traumatic Experience @ Wegmans. So I was happily browsing the deli section when I noticed a case filled with whole lobsters sitting on a bed of ice. Out of sheer, morbid curiosity I wondered over to take a peek. There happened to be a very nice looking elderly gentleman standing there picking out his dinner very carefully. I smile at him and he smiles back at me, while deciding i evidentally look like a lobster connoisseur. He then proceeds to scoop up a lobster and hold it inches from my face while asking me "This one look good to you?" As I am eyeball to eyeball with his dinner, his dinner which was apparently not deceased, starts brandishing its claw like a sword at me. Naturally I shriek like an eighteenth century wench and fall over my own feet while trying to flee from the doomed crustacean. As the echos of laughter still ring fresh in my ears, I personally have decided lobsters look like very large insects and will be staying as far away from them as possible. :-/
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 04:22:31 +0000