Troy is on for the hundredth time, but I cant help myself. By the tenth viewing its all blah, blah, blah, Brad Pitts waxed and oiled muscular thighs RAWR, blah, blah, blah, Paris is a selfish dick whose other selfish dick destroyed his people, city, and killed his brother, blah, blah, blah....oooh, Brad Pitts waxed and oiled naked muscular chest, blah, blah, blah, whee....Brad Pitts leather mini-skirt of war (thank you, ancient Greek tailors everywhere) flies up to flash his waxed, oiled, muscular ass cheeks. Blah, blah, blah. Temple virgin stays a virgin in Brad Pitts tent for about half a second. Blah, blah, blah. Hot if young oiled, waxed and muscular Patroclus dies. DAMN. Brad Pitt flexes his magnificent jaw in grief and oils up for vengeance. Blah, blah, blah. Everyone hot dies and the worthless piece of shit weedy, scrawny, *un-oiled* (who does this asshole think he is??) Paris survives. But it is still worth it--Troy: Eye Candy of the Ancient World.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 23:34:20 +0000
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