True story, todds routine yesterday started as usual..get up out of bed, from which he sleeps in his birthday suit, open the front door..go to the mens room etc but yesterday was differant, you see we have some how adopted a young murray magpie bird which we put in our sun room the night before.. todds rountine differed yesterday after venturing the toilet.. he decided to go to the sunroom to check on Murray the magpir noted he is neked ..well fate had differant plans for Todd Brereton yesterday by opening the front door it allowed a drat to suddenly slam the laundry door leading into the sunroom shut...oh dear thought todd he panicked..then suddenly realising I had done the washing the night before ahh he thought clothes towels something to cover my ahem stuff lol so he ventured carefully to the clothes line situated at the side of our house..all the while worried about who might see him...well he gets to the clothes line and by now panic has set firmly in Todd through all the washing the only thing he sees is a pair of my blue leopard print undies.. that will do. He had his own underwear but in his misguided fear he grabs my undies.. his next move was to go to the front door.. knowing its open as per his routine every day...but will some one see him?his only other option was to venture through our laoungeroom window..which he thought would look to susspicious.....hmm well he made it in the house and hoped no one saw.. all I can say is..thank god it wasnt a school day lmao
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 00:15:47 +0000
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