Tuesdays Could be controversial FUNNY! A Mumbai Indian, a black African, an Arabic Muslim and a tanned Australian were walking together on Bondi beach, when the African stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and........ a Genie appeared! I can only grant four wishes, the Genie said. Since there are four of you, you may have one wish apiece Pointing at the African, he said, Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish. He thought for a moment, then said, I wish for a fleet of ships, so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland. Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline. The Indian said, I wish for enough aircraft to take all my peoples back to our homeland! Poof! It was done! Row after row of aircraft filled the sky. The Muslim said, I wish for a hundred thousand camels, to take all of my people away from this horrible country, loaded with infidels, so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah. Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach. Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, And what is your wish? The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began flying out, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding west. He said, Just a slab of cold beer. It doesnt get any better than this!
Posted on: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 08:33:20 +0000
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