Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets later A drunk man on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the parish priest. Father!, Father!!, Father!!! pls come with me come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: What about the two at the gate? Omo come see marathon ....even the priest almost pass church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet Oo ? ? oo .. Happy Sunday peeps...
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 07:14:51 +0000
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