Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d loot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didnt bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u.... He immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery... Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u... Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: wat about d two @ d gate?... Come see marathon race!..d priest almost ran pass d church gate..shouting: We are not dead yet oohh!!!. ....now u r laughing...Abi! Dont b selfish, send it to ur friends. Put a smile on someones face....HAPPY WEEKEND!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 23:27:09 +0000