Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park - TopicsExpress



          

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 Id take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show! Youre on! said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill. So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. cid:834754D627D84B6BBC2CE1D608C87AA4@OwnerPC Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. What happened? asked Evelyn. I won $1,000 as 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement...!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 14:57:20 +0000

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