Two terminally-ill guys in a hospital room. The one by the window describes all the beautiful scenery outside to comfort the other guy. The Obama Death Panel shows up. Its just a blank wall! they cry. Youre crazy. We hereby deem this man unworthy of life! And they kill him. And then, by sheer coincidence, the Rapture occurs. White-haired Jesus zooms down and asks the second guy, Why were you seeking solace in those descriptions of beautiful scenery anyway? Was my gift not enough for you? And of course the dudes way too terrified to explain himself, so he was sent to hell- where, again by sheer coincidence, he was assigned right next to that same roommate hed had in the hospital a few minutes earlier, and that first guy just kept making up more stories about how beautiful it was outside, all in a tragic, pointless and unappreciated attempt to make his fellow man feel better. Moral of the story: You cant teach Democrats anything.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 00:13:17 +0000