Tycoon’s Wife stabbed by ‘Immigrant Spongers’ Mrs Godzilla Grossebling had just left her £436,000 penthouse and was getting into her top of the range Mercedes for her high powered job as a City Analyst, when seventeen Albanian hoodies leapt out of a tree, jumping on top of her and stabbed her to death in a frenzied bloodbath. The tragedy of this, oh so typical, tale of broken Britain, is that the Grossebling were a shining example of the type of people who could make Britain great given half the chance. Mr Grossebling, who pulled himself up by his bootstraps as a self-made entrepreneur and now owns half of Royal Berkshire and a pedigree pig, began his business empire by selling used conquers to schoolmates in the playground of his kindergarten, told his insurers he was distraught as her premium was not due to be upgraded until Friday. Mr Ibrahim Darkgentleman, the alleged ring leader of a gang, which had no doubt jived on through the Channell Tunnel, lured on by the unsavoury aroma of easy benefits, claims to have no part in the attack, but then he would wouldn’t he? Sources close to the exclusive golf club at Parvenu Pines where the Grossebling’s were members stated that. ‘Mr Darkgentleman’ ‘may have been’ on benefits. If so, he and his sponging associates may be receiving up to a million pounds a week each in state benefits paid for by hard working tax payers! He may also be responsible for thinking about planting sentex explosive in the 17th hole, and he could well be a high ranking member of Alkaeda! Why, oh why, oh why must the decent, honest hard working people of this country have continually to pay out in benefits to support the sponging dregs of society? Why do successive governments, and their lefty liberal friends in the media, continue to do nothing about this scandal whilst once Great Britain sinks ever more into the mire of social and economic failure? It makes my blood boil just to think of it. Why can’t we make an example of Darkgentleman, and all his kind? Castrate them all and have them fed to crocodiles. Make this country once and for all a fit and proper place for right thinking and right voting people to live in.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:48:12 +0000