U collect babe number u use "chick" store am. #Shey e mama na fowl? •U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish,u con dey smile dey chop the onion. #u be vegetarian? •u dey wit ur guy n u dey reciv diff kinds of phone cals in 5min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent? •You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. #Were you expectin her to say wisdom and understanding?! •u wear blue skirt,green trousers,yellow cap. You carry red bag,white speck. #Haha,u b rainbow? •Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand & smile. #Bros u b usher? •ur galfrnd dumps u for a rich man, u say she b golddiga bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church, say na graceof God. #Na bird go chop ur eye •Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street, &una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow 24 HOURS from me. #bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?
Posted on: Sun, 23 Jun 2013 10:22:14 +0000
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