•U collect babe number u use "chick" store am .shey em mama na fowl?:> •U buy suya,ur woman con chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion u be vegetarian?/:) •U dey wit ur guy n u dey reciv diff kinds of phone cals in 5min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be mtn customer care agent?=)] •U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding?!-) •U wear blue skirt,green trousers,yellow cap,carry red bag,white speck,dey form pinging....haha,u b rainbow? •Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher? •Ur galfrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b golddiga but ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church, say na grace of God. Bros park well>:/ •Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?>=) •Yo babe get 0.9 GPA for school, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Where she wan fix am?, Shey na on top that coconut head?
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:12:38 +0000
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