•U collect babe number u use "chick" store an .shey e mama na fowl? •U buy suya ur woman con chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion u be vegetarian? •u dey wit ur guy n u dey reciv diff kinds of phone cals in 5min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be mtn customer care agent? •You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding? •u wear blue skirt, green trousers, yellow cap. You carry red bag, white speck..haha, u b rainbow? •Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher? •Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am? •Your babe get F9 parallel for Waec and Neco and 52 for Jamb... she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Na where she wan fix am......? on top that coconut head?
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 19:00:01 +0000
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