UKIP SONG BY MIKE READ Not sure if this for real or just a piss take but it is painfull after a few seconds. Here are Mike Read’s dreadful lyrics in full: Tax payers money where does it go? Not even George Osborne knows When we’re in power and we engage There will be no tax on minimum wage Our leaders committed a cardinal sin Open the borders let them all come in Illegal immigrants in every town Stand up and be counted Blair and Brown Chorus: Oh yes when we take charge And the new Prime Minister is Farage We can trade with the world again When Nigel is at number 10 The British People have been let down That’s why UKIP is making ground From Crewe to Cleethorpes to Outer Hendon They don’t believe Cameron’s referendum Coalition could be a fact With any party we could make a pact Stop telling lies about us too And we’ll stop telling the truth about you [Chorus] Though our pension scheme is in a mess We need money for the NHS With Jean-Claude Juncker we’re giving away 55 million every day Oh what a farce, he won the vote This is my favourite Juncker quote He looked the reporters straight in the eyes “When things get serious it’s time to lie” [Chorus] The EU live in wonderland Tried to ban bent bananas and British jam We don’t want jam the EU way Jam yesterday, tomorrow and never today The daily polls suggest somehow UKIP are the third party now In the Euro elections we were so immersed We weren’t the third party, we were the first [Chorus] When the government’s sitting on the fence UKIP policies make more sense Get out of Europe, is our target Common wealth and not common market Other parties please take note UKIP is not a protest vote So mark your cross and by word of mouth Tell them what to do in Thanet South [chorus] With the EU we must be on our mettle They want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles Our hairdryers, smartphones and vacuum cleaners But UKIP is wise to their misdemeanours Farage he likes his fags and beer But there’s one thing I want to get clear Now I like Nigel he’s a friend of mine He appears on Dimbleby on Question Time [chorus] The other parties will count the costings In Eastleigh, Thurrock and Bow they’re lost in Labour and Tories shaking in their boots When UKIP kick them up the grassroots Meanwhile down on Clacton-on-Sea UKIP are making history Douglas Carswell is quite adamant Will be the first MP in parliament [chorus]
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 15:30:47 +0000
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