UMBRELLAMATHICS 419 In the News, Minister of Misinformation, Mr Labaran Maku said that 40 % of Nigerians are happy with the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan. By inference what this means is that Oga at the Rock should start packing his load and get ready to go back to his village. But Mr Maku contradicted himself when he affirmed that Nigerians will reelect Mr President for a second term to continue his transformation agenda as witnessed during the Good Governance Tour/ Jamboree across the length and breadth of Naija. Pray how can a President who has 40% positive opinion poll win re-election? From our lecture notes on Umblerramathics, let us prove it quickly that 40 is greater than 60. 40>60 ............... Equation 1 If 16>19 Then 5 must be greater than 27. Using GEJ Algorithm and Laplace Transformation (16/19)^(5/27)=2/3 Integrating within boundaries 2 to 3, the 3 derivative of 40%>60, we have (40/60)*1^100=0.00004% So therefore 0.00004% of Nigerians are actually happy with the Transformer while Labaran misinformed us that it is 40 percent! Pray how can 40 percent be greater than 60 percent? Only in Umbrellamathics!
Posted on: Sun, 14 Jul 2013 11:20:00 +0000
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