UNTIMELY CONFESSION. A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Williams garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! Are u sure that the wizard didnt poison the vegetables? WIFE: I have an idea. She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play. WIFE: See? The food isnt poisoned. HUSBAND: OK. Lets eat then. After eating, their maid came crying. WIFE: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned! HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising hes going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession! WIFE: What? HUSBAND: When you arent at home, I and your maid use to have an affair. WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you. WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have. HUSBAND: OK WIFE: The children arent yours. They are for our Driver. Immediately after, the Driver came in. DRIVER: Oga. The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise for killing the dog see kasala for house !!!Gud nyte peepz See more crazy jokes: bit.ly/1eVHXUi
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 20:40:38 +0000
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