URGENT: Have you seen the humskunk??? (pronounced; hoomskunk) Description: Unlike common skunks, it is brown with a baby shit orangy-yellow stripe. Has very distinctive odor, old musty unwashed overpowering pungent stench of not washing bathing or brushing teeth, and *unsure* unclean asshole. Its unwillingness to groom its coat has created a very distinctive greasy hard bristled top hair. Dresses shabby eg; Typical Sams wearhouse style clothing, holes in very worn pants with turned out pockets, shoes that *talk* when on the feet, no socks, black hooded jumper (again holes), unsure if this is a deliberate decision to repel typical civilized humans (pronounced hoomams) Goes to large extents to dodge offspring responsibilities, but does not like to have this information publicized. Responds to oi wanker , you should get back in the gutter , fu** off your a clownfish or you call that a dad? Avoids eye contact, responsibilities *household AND every day happenings* , nice clothing, showers and manners at all times. Please call wires as it could be mistaken for an injured animal as speech can be miss understood by educated population. Share this status if you have sighted this rare and unintelligent creature within the areas of Springwood, Mt Gravatt, or general Queensland area.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:37:53 +0000