Ugh. Im going to start complaining so if you dont want to hear me rant then go away. . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay they should be gone. So, I was in my local cafe when this guy sits at my table. Hes not ugly, but hes not cute either, just the average dude. I think he was maybe 2 years older then me, and me, being the nerd I am, took out a book and started reading. I hate confrontation. And talking to humans. So it was the only excuse I had NOT to talk. There were clearly like, 5 seats free so I knew he wanted to talk to me. Maybe a dare from his friends. This is how the conversation went. Guy: hey what are ya reading Me: a book about a guy who sat at a girls table and was kicked in the balls shortly after Guy: hey I like you, wanna give me your number? Me: not really no. Okay at this point I was considering walking out. I saw the dudes friends sitting at another table laughing. I got my things and walked outside. The idiot followed me. Guy: hey where are ya going babe? Okay, if theres one thing I hate, that pisses me off like, soo much, its poeple calling me baby or babe or whatever shit. I am no ones baby. Me: so.. do you really want my number? Im smiling at this point. Not because im flattered. Guy: hell yeah babe This is the part I enjoyed. See, I learned tai chi..... I bet you can see where this is going. So the guy tried to push me up to the wall, like, im-about-to-make-out up to the wall. And I kneed him in the groin. He bent over so I did a round hose kick at his head. I didnt miss. I guess ive been watching WAY too much naruto because I was in the mood for a fight. The guys friends come over and start coming at me and I had the greatest time taking down 5 guys with tai chi. They were all on the ground and I walked away. That was the best feeling ever because these little girls, about 6 were like, "Woah!" As I passed them by. But even though I had a good time, why do guys act so obnoxious like that? Im seriously hating dudes right now. Ugh. If your a guy, dobt approach me #thingsihate
Posted on: Sun, 18 Aug 2013 01:10:49 +0000
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