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Un hombre entra al confesionario en una Iglesia: – Padre, …me quiero confesar!. Sí hijo, dime, ¿cuáles son tus pecados? – ¡Padre… he sido infiel a mi esposa. Soy productor de cine y hace unos quince días me acosté con Emma Watson! – ¿Algo más que confesar hijo? - Sí padre; la semana pasada… fui débil… y… también me acosté con Gemma Arterton y Angelina Jolie!! - Epa !!!… ¿algo más hijo? – ¡Sí padre, esta semana no he podido contenerme, ni resistirlo y participé de una fiesta con Katherin Zeta Jones y Megan Fox a la vez, y necesito el perdón de Dios…! - Lo siento hijo, pero no te puedo absolver… - ¡¿Pero…?!, ¿Por qué no Padre, si la misericordia de Dios es infinita? ¡¡¡Sí cabron, pero ni Dios te va a creer que estás arrepentido MB

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