UnFoRgEtIbLe mOvEmEnTs oF My sChOoL DaYs.. 1. On being Late: “Kab shuru hua?” “Attendance ho gayi kya??” “Mein kya karu, wo ujjwal nahi aaya bus stop par... maine bus miss kar di” “Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu.. . bolna ... kal kya padaya tha sir ne” “Kal se pakka class karunga” “Ek page de na…. abe pen bhi to de…” 2. During the lecture: “Yesss !!!! Sir….The answer is ….huuuummmmm. ……aaaaaaaa. …..” “No sir..I know the answer …sir.. ..” “Saala "santu" apne aapko Newton samajta hai” “Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj……..” "thik hai vo wali teri barabar vali meri" “Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha….gadha. ……” "mera bhi kaam ho jataa" “class khatam hote hi cold drink chahiye….” 3. Lab “Expt. 2 Kiya kya??” “Isme Karna kya hai??” “Yeh bhai…..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata…” “Are tu to bura maan gaya… dikha na…” 4. Tests “Tests???? ….Aree yaar.. ” “Kya… abe Test mein itna topic hai to exams mein kya hoga….” “Boss…. hogaya… aur nahi ho sakta… .jaan nahi de sakta……. ” “Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?” “Aaj kounsa test hai?” “Oye ujjawal kaha hai…uska roll number mere baad hai…wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail….” (aata usSA bhi kuch nahi tha) After test… “yaar pada tha…recall nahi kar paya... 5. Late submission of Projects “Maine monalika ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena” “Last date extend hui thi” “They should allow XEROX….” "vaise monalika na submit krdiya hai project mujha pta bhi nahi" 6.frnds ki ladaiyan... bhai uski wali (girlfriend) ke.. chakkar mai ladai hogi aaj sham 5.00 baje company garden par !!! khulla challenge hai...sab vahi milna (sab 4:30 pe hi aa jatay thay jaise party ho) !!!jeet gya.....(never loses) jiski girlfriend woh treat dega sabko... 7. After exam “Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?” “Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?” “Ye Kaunsi book me tha” “1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0….3rd mein 2…….Gaya. ……… fail pakka……. ” “Yaar agar sir na class mai marks bolay toh... wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar……” 8 VIVA (b4 exam) “Aeee…lambu.... tere se kya poocha…” “salay is teacher ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya..” “Dekh Boss!! teacher bhi insan hota hai shayad...(sahi se pta nahi). Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai” 9 . VIVA (General) “Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tere ko nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point” “Roll no. 36 aur 37 ki watt laga di hai” “madam is asking looping kaise ki jati hai" “Ye kounse unit mein aata hai” 10.In recess the person who purchases samosa... vo kabhie kha nahi pata tha....mood nahi bhi hota tha to bhi hum kha jatay thay!!! -bhai aaj samosa khana ka mood nahi hai....ek cycle boundry wall ka bahar pheki...boundry wall koodi... bahar khaya...vapas aaya late ho gya ... gopal sir:saloo kahan thay :sir vo ...vo..lambu ko chakkar aagya tha first aid dilva raha thay...decision ...agli bar nahi karengay...next day bhai maza aaya tha...phir sa chalta hain... 12. Exam “Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai” .. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai … .. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai… .. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain .. .. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain … .. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai … .. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai.. .. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai .. .. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo’s chehre pe hasi laati hai .. .. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .. .. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai.. .. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho… ..fir waise hi subah
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