Unconvential Business Etiquette Tip of the Day: It is rude to bring in Donuts, Cookies, Cake, and other bullshit junk food eaten by the weak and pathetic. You offering me a donut forces me to decide between the following: 1. Be a douschebag by turning down the donut. This forces me into a postion where I must dceline insinuating my superiority in self discipline and lifestyle to you. Thus, I also have to reject your offering as I am not interested. Forcing me to make this decision over a frivolous item is rude. 2. Accept the donut that I do not want. I will pretend to accept it only to throw it away or offer it to another. Thus I had to choose to either regift or waste. Plus, I was placed to make a passive aggressive decision. I do not make passive aggressive decision. 3. Decline the donut by justifying that I do not eat such foods. Plus, I appear to be some sort of vain adonis like figure. Thus, you are forcing me to insult you. Bringing in donuts and other junk food is not friendly it is rude. If you coworkers want junk food they can buy it themselves. You are forcing them to be tempted to either be an ashole or break their diet by participating in unhealthy behavior. That is all!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 17:45:02 +0000
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