Vibrator-in-Law A woman passed her daughters room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why? The daughter replied, mom, Im thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as Ill ever get to a husband. So please, leave me alone. Next day, the father heard the same buzz and upon entering, he also saw the same scene. To his query, the daughter again said, dad Im thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband. Please, leave me alone. A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room. On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, what the f#*k are you doing? The husband replied, Im watching football with my son-in-law.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 22:42:44 +0000
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