Virtual friends, earlier this afternoon, to protect the sovereignty of both the large and small intestines, i have taken the bold, unprecedented step to relinquish my seat in the office and go for lunch. Let it not be said that i went for lunch as an employee; i went there in my individual capacity as a hungry man. Fellow Kenyans, this is not a time for anxiety. It is a time to reflect on your own hunger. My accusers, both here and on twitter, have painted a nefarious image of most lunch goers as embodiments of gluttony and food hogs. Finally, I urge my fellow employees to accept and understand my decision. I also urge all of you to stand with me, and all people of good will, to stand with me in this difficult time. Please proceed with the M-Pesa transfers.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 13:06:49 +0000
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