Visualizing UPS drivers over after-work beers: “God, I like ta NEVER finished my route today!” OD (other driver) “Man, don’t tell me, A SHARER?” MD (my driver and one who initiated conversation with buddy) “AND caffeinated or on speed*, or something. I needed a signature or else I would have rang and bolted.” OD “You did NOT engage” MD “Hell no! Followed Sharer Protocol to the tee: minimal eye contact, only answered with hmmm, mini steps backwards-didn’t help. She was all excited that I was a sign from God that she shouldn’t be eating birthday cake for breakfast AND lunch. I noticed the coconut bits still on her chin. Did I feel it was important to start the day with protein? Blah blah two cakes this year, blah blah another dead chipmunk…” OD “Let me buy you another.” MD “Oh, and she was still in her PJs!” OD and MD Damn teachers. *coffee only but he had no way of knowing that.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 15:21:52 +0000
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