WAKE UP AMERICA! While most of our national attention has been focused on concern about our country being invaded by illegal immigrants infiltrating our country from the south, we have been unaware of the invasion from the north. The following is a list of the silent invasion of the foreigners infiltrating our country from the north: Pamela Anderson, Shania Twain, Keanu Reeves, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Neil Young, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Tilly, Sarah McLachlan, Leonard Cohen, Alexander Graham Bell, Anne Murray, Ryan Gosling, Tommy Chong, Deanna Durbin, Robert Goulet, Nickelback, Rick Moranis, Rush, Kiefer Sutherland, Steppenwolf, Joni Mitchell, Graham Greene, Megan Follows, Rae Dawn Chong, Chief Dan George, Terry Gilliam, Meg Tilly, Barenaked Ladies, Paul Anka, Bryan Adams, Raymond Burr,Genevieve Bujold, Conrad Bain, John Candy, Yvonne DeCarlo, James Doohan, Colleen Dewhurst, Brendan, Michael J. Fox, Glenn Ford, Lorne Greene, Robert Goulet, Samuel Goldwyn, Phil Hartman, Arthur Hiller, Monty Hall, Corey Haim, Rick Danko, Garth Hudson, Richard Manuel, Robbie Robertson, Peter Jennings, Jack Kerouac, Margot Kidder, K.D. Lang, Eugene Levy, Rich Little, Gordon Lightfoot, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels, Howie Mandel, Marshall McLuhan, Leslie Nielsen, MaryPickford, Christopher Plumme, Matthew Perry, William Shatner, Donald Sutherland, Mack Sennett, Martin Short, Norma Shearer, Alex Trebek, Alan Thicke, Dave Thomas, Fay Wray. These aliens, or Mossbacks as I call them, have taken jobs from legally born American citizens and have introduced subversive ideas into our culture, like socialized medicine. I believe we should build and patrol a fence between America and Canada to stop this menace.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 01:48:57 +0000
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