WANTED: Future Connoisseurs of Fine Red Wine and Exotic 5-Star Traveller aka Entry Level Sales Administrator 2 Open positions in Aurora, Ontario, Canada So, it turns out that managing the world’s largest B2B social media site for Human Resources is a lot of work, unlike some social networks where revenue is an afterthought while they build traffic. We have the traffic and relationships and are looking for some peeps to help us connect the dots. Our role is to connect the world’s top HR experts with want-to-be top world HR experts, via education, certification and community. Your role as an entry level sales administrator is to work with the sales team on proposals, requests for proposals ( RFP’s) , and customer fulfillment. We hire quirky fun people looking for a challenge and who love new media. Broadly speaking, your professors/bosses consider you outrageous and fun and recently stopped you from organizing the weekly office pools on what Rob Ford is going to disclose this week because you always won. You have a drink named after you at your local establishment where everyone knows your name and calls you Norm. If you believe rehab is for quitters and face time yourself difficult conversations and set your ringtone to a bell that goes off every time you get an order, then you have potential. You have strong opinions about new tech products, and the sales process are ultimately wrong more often than you are right, but love to fail fast and are proud to admit so to everyone except our German developers who are always right. You don’t care what tools you use to connect your dots, but are willing to connect the green dots before the red ones and like pencils with erasers over permanent markers. The position will be mildly compensated (“mildly” meaning on a heat scale ranging from Sweet Bell peppers to Habaneras… Ketchup) with incredible Ghost Pepper potential’ for those HOT super rock stars AKA wanna be Future Connoisseurs of Fine Red Wine and Exotic 5-Star Travellers, You can perform your duties from anywhere in the world 24x7x365 which are in fact your work hours, but we prefer to be close to our team in Aurora, Canada and this is non-negotiable for the most part, usually, kind of. We are looking for someone quirky and smarter than our CEO (She has 5 kids what can we say) …and who wants to change the world one email at a time. We hate complainers, but love people who tackle complaints and offer solutions. You should be ready to wear a “Stay Clam and Service On” t-shirt and toque if it makes your clients happy. So you’re probably on a beer budget, like Hooters Hotels in Vegas and Super 8s in Orlando but think getting a booking for a 5 star deal on Priceline for the same price is a challenge. You speak multiple languages with Google Translate and can manage international clients and relationships based on Apple Maps experience and cell clock. You’re open to new business models and currently have tattooed three potential business models for Snapchat on your inner thigh, along with your favorite selfie. You can foresee how Apps will help you become a better leader and how you can fix Rob Ford. Finally, you have asked your parents to stop calling you on weekends and instead submit their questions to you via text. So if you like challenges, hate 9 to 5ers, have minimal practical experience, think people talking to each other is still an acceptable media and can tell us 3 quirky things about you that happen to you every day before 8, you might want to apply. You need to be a good communicator, funny and quirky and understand basic Internet trends, especially social, and are textually active. You refer to your customers by their Twitter handles and call them peeps. You dream about analytics and conversions, affiliate programs, short codes and sharing and sleep with your iPhone. You bring Jagermeister to the company potluck. Marc Benioff is whom you want to be stranded with on a desert island (ok that’s a bit too quirky and TMI). You’ve had a tipping job, serving job, or better yet a service job for drinks and tips. You watch Netflix, don’t own a TV, and think the only time you should be socially unconnected is when you are playing or watching hockey. You wish the Dos Equis guy would post his 23andMe results with you to see if you really are related. To apply, send us your resume, a bio, a general statement of why the hell you would want to risk your reputation by being associated with such an outfit as HR, and name three things you would do if you were in charge of sales for our certification and certification prep courses. Attached is our Manifesto. If interested in this position, we require you to complete an assessment. This assessment will take you 45 minutes to complete and should be done with Jagermeister. Click here to take the assessment . Lastly, to ensure you have actually read this far, and if you have, I probably owe you an apology, but please include your favorite “Why I love Rob Ford colloquialism” and the top 10 reasons why we should hire you campaign to [email protected] Debbie
Posted on: Sun, 09 Feb 2014 18:56:34 +0000
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