WARNING! DO NOT LIKE THIS POST OR I MAY BE FORCED TO ASSIGN AN INTEGER (a positive number without decimals) SO AS TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO SPILL OUT YOUR DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRETS ONE INTEGER AT A TIME! Feel free to comment though... :-) Okay, I normally dont play in those Facebook games because they remind me of reindeer games which may trigger some emotional need to deck out my vehicle in reindeer gear again... Araceli Tarango-Diaz assigned me the #6. Im going to go a bit further and tie the number with its relation to my info. #1) This is NOT the loneliest number youve been told it was. For instance, I might not be married, but I am not lonely. I have my friends and family, and family of friends. The real question: How big of a turkey will I need this Thanksgiving? #2) Of all of the numbers, this is the worst number and I hate it so. Depending on context in the English language, youll need it written out to sometimes determine if youre really talking about the number or, the preposition, or the adverb to describe the additional amount of or the degree. If we are talking about the integer, however, doesnt it bother anyone that we have two ways to spell gray and/or grey? Yes. These two words, too, bother me too much to care. Ill go the British way! #3) This is the number of 7 tablets I have now. Tuesday, however, I will have another and we can shift this to the #4 spot. #4) While this spot is reserved for my next 7 tablet, I can say that out of all of the electronic accounts I have out there, I utilize the same 4 passwords over and over for over 33 different electronic-accessible accounts. Starting in January, 2014, this will change to 5, and all passwords will be soooooo different than they are now. #5) Is alive! Its also the amount of minutes it takes me to remove the 21 gray hairs from my chinny chin chin every 33 days. When it becomes 45 grey hairs in 33 days, Ill most likely be self-reminded of the selectable speeds of vinyl and reminisce of the 45 of Alivins Harmonica thus reminding me of how old I really am. #6) This is the bestest number for some people because although I can handle 9, it only takes 6 Appletinis to make me give my brother a laptop for Christmas during a surprise drunken call. Its when I get to the 9th one that I cannot remember offering to pay for that laptop. (Youre welcome!)
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 06:24:38 +0000
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