WEEKEND JOKE::: UNCLE NATHAN was arrested in Lagos by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT Lane. His car was fined N15,000. Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. UNCLE NATHAN asked; Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied; we are taking it to Alausa. UNCLE NATHAN laughed. All the LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he was laughing. Immediately, UNCLE NATHAN brought out his phone and started speaking; “Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Good morning in Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes before it will explode!. The car has been arrested…..” “Only 10 out of those new bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”. I’m coming back to Bornu alive now. “Thank You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me. He said and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked around, no LASTMA officials was in sight again. He laugh out loudly, entered his car and speed off, saying; shege, dan burouba shege... #Lolz Happy Weekend pals, wishing all the best this weekend.. #Engr_Nathan
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 08:54:07 +0000
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