WELCOME TO FACEBOOK ....The Place where * People add you as a friend and never message you * People add people theyll never reply to on inbox * Thirsty dudes gas up girls with big butts * Skinny Guys think theyre big as hell * Every bodys a model * 15 year old girls look 21 * Filters and flash lights go together * Everyone is a photo shop genius * Hardly anyone looks as good as their profile pics * Big booty girls have no ass in real life (Take your butt off the sink) * Everybodys a comedian (obviously Im ACTUALLY funny) * Everyone steals statuss and quotes and tries to pass them off as their own * Fake profiles are every where.. Catfish! * Every girl thinks she can twerk * Every guy is a rapper commenting his mix tape link under your picture * Everyones a baller * People get famous for the most stupidest stuff.. like eating tampons * Guys message every girl as soon as she uploads a pic with yooo * Girls get half naked for attention... Then complain when guys hit up their inbox. * Sluts put Sluts on blast for being a Sluts * Little boys upload videos of themselves getting head * People moan about people who moan * Your enemies visit your profile the most * You block your family * Everybody thinks a status is aimed at them
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 22:11:38 +0000
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