WEll I am in one of those moods this evening LOL so if you are not in the mood for the bizarre you may just want to ignore this one. I was sitting here pondering the world reading through the page and reading all this stupid shit about this one or that one is bad or I am better than this one or that one and for some stupid reason the thought hits me we have a sea world. Disney has a a couple centers, lands, and worlds. Universal has a few tourist traps - like the other third of Orlando that disney does not own. Theres six flags for people that want to see how many Gs they can handle without puking but alas - And I refuse to count Vegas in this- But there is know place for the average scumbag to hang out. So I have decided to add to my list before I die helping in getting Skank-town started. Now wait a second hear me out on this. Skank town would have a red light district in a couple locations- one for the guys and of course then on the other side of town one for the gals. Skank town would have a street with second rate clus and comedians, shows and fairly shitty cover bands. Another highlight of the proposed Skank town would be redneck alley were you could have a wrestling club or two, A mud wrestling club, and of course the big draw would be the new a sickly talk shows row featuring Jerry Springer and some of the other crack pots out there. Also on red neck row you would have a couple shooting galleries and a wax museum that included the top 100 assholes of our time, This is including wax sculptures of everyone from ida-ahmin ( pardon the spelling), to Stalin and The Ung family members, Sadam Hussien. and Bin Laden. And of course it would have actors and actresses dressed up in hells angels garb roaming around the streets picking acted fights with grizzly looking human beings- No offense intended toward Hells angels ming you. Finally you would have chow down road complete with several greasy spoons to compliment the theme of Skank town and hotels for guest with names like the bed bug hut. Well I think I have this out of my system now. Hope you enjoy it and feel like added locations you would like.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 04:26:07 +0000
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