WHY did the hipster burn his tongue!? because he drank his coffee before it was cool! WHAT is invisible and smells like carrots? RABBIT FARTS! WHAT do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTAH! how often do I make chemical jokes? periodically! IF the mushroom was such a cool guy, why didn´t they have the party at his house? because there wasn´t mush room! the spider crawled under my keyboard! UUUH I think it is under Control! (BadumTSH) DID you hear that David lost his ID in Prague? now we just call him Dav! what do you call a pencil without led? pointless! HOW do you give an octopus ten giggles? you give him tenticles! hahahahahhaa XD what did the left eye say to the left eye in confidentiality? between you and me, man! something smells! did you hear about the two antennas getting married? the ceremony was meh, but the reception was AWESOME! WHY can´t you hear a pterydactyl going to the bathroom?? because the P is silent! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Posted on: Tue, 06 Aug 2013 22:37:05 +0000
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