WORST SCHOOLS IN ZIMBABWE LIST(based on the UN points system): 1. CBC 1000 points (Max points received) This school has failed to produce any individual of substance. Besides waterpolo (sport that nobody except CBC cares about) They have contributed nothing but tools! Gregory Friend Gregor Dauth Mark Nesser Matthew Acorsi and Bo Dizzo just to name a few. Oh yeah and Richard M, Mwayi, Farai Chimbangu etc etc etc! 2. PRINCE EDWARD SCHOOL TIGERS 967 points. Sheer arrogance brought this school to second place on the list. PE has a couple of good rugby seasons (after steroid use) and they think they are Gods gift to Zimbabwe. The only school where students wear school uniform as casual attire. Tigers are weak and the overall record sucks! All they have to show is Nick Price! Fungai Muzunze Taida Chivanga and Matthew Shepi Dube are to blame for this mess. 3. Peterhouse College 877 points. a Wannabe Falcon College this school has done everything it can to emulate the greatest school in Zimbabwe. Peterhouse is a fake Falcon. They top the list for ugliest first team rugby jersey ever and the school is so far up Falcons butt that they had to hire ex Falcon owns just to try and be like us. This school should have been a girls school only. Gwinyai Murahwa and Sibs Brandon Moyo are to blame for Peterhouse Powerhouse (most useless warcry ever!) wankdness. 4. Plumtree aka plumesh 654 points. I am quite sure Bazil Makamure and Stro Deadnice are still playing first team for Plumtree. There have always been questions about the age of some of their students. Also topped the list for worst first team rugby field in the world. I mean when you have a dirt path on the field thats just ridiculous. 5. St Georges College and Hartman House 501 Points. i combined the high school and primary school because sadly these kids were brainwashed from Birth. I never lost at Weaver field and when they came to Falcon we had to stop the game with 15 minutes to go because of the abuse we put on them. 56-10 final score! Never lose to the dragon! This school was so wack their greatest old boy Peter Chingoka had to send his kids to Falcon. due to his fathers affiliation to St Georges Gwinyai Shumba Chinx Chingoka was banished to Tredgold House. 6. Lomugundi College 434 Points. In the history of the school all they produced was Strydom! Thats it. done. Only benefit was that we got to play with their girls on road games, I am sure they were happy to see real men when we came around. 7. MILTON HIGH SCHOOL 333 Points. Milton is number 7 because they were just useless. Not really their fault though being in the same sports division as Falcon couldnt have been easy. Prince M and Mandla Msimanga, Victor Olonga and Theodore Weale kept the school together. 8. Churchill High School 209 Points. They produced Shumba and one winning season yet the arrogance of these students is nearly that of PE. They have nothing to show except a fake haka and purple shiny jerseys! 9. St Johns College 200 Points. Richest and most spoilt pricks in Zimbabwe. Johns is known for nothing but bagpipes and pathetic warcrys. They nearly had an unbeaten season in 98 only to be silenced by the Maddog in front of their home crowd mothers children and the bagpipes. 10. Watershed College 100. They would have been way higher on the list but it was as if the school didnt exist. The only thing that made them relevant was hot chicks I gotta give them that, there were some sweet items at Shed but that about it. Thanks for reading the top ten most wanked schools in Zimbabwe and I hope you enjoyed this unbiased publication!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 17:47:34 +0000
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