Wapi wajaluo? UJALUO UTAWAUA! OMONDI on his way home from the - TopicsExpress



          

Wapi wajaluo? UJALUO UTAWAUA! OMONDI on his way home from the KOGALLO VS SOFAPAKA MATCH meets his friend OTIENO with his girlfriend.Here goes there conversation: OMONDI: Eyi buana Otieno,wewe hakukuja game ya leo buana what is??? OTIENO: heheh... omera leo mi alikuwa na huyu baby yangu singewesa kuja. OMONDI: dhako emomiyo iabscond state fangson yawa wiyi rach?!!(because of a woman you absconded the game? GIRL: (rolling eyes) mscheew ... baibez, who is this? OTIENO: baibez, this is my friend Omondi...Omondi buana mae nyara buana, iluonge ni Achieng.(This is my girlfriend Achieng). OMONDI: todak owach dholuo ka en nyaluo? madam we iko ongea tu kisungu,we apana elewa lugha ya mama? GIRL: Excuse me!?! OMONDI: Madam, am probing in this manner, are you an occupant of the lake region merely aesthetically or are you a practising river-lake nilote? GIRL: ehh? OMONDI: I am asking, are you conniving as caucasian or were you genetically programmed to dispose off caucasian lingua in situ of your second nomenclature, which to the best of my knowledge is Achieng GIRL: heheheheh!!! Ghai! OMONDI: yawa Otieno,why is the occupant of your cardiac vessel arranging H and A in her buccal cavity at the expense of communication with regard to my vocal questionnaire? OTIENO: hehe ... samehea yeye yawa,ameisi taonaminga. bai dhe wei, nasikia dhat GINIWASEKAO?!? OMONDI: But of cooooooooos! oh madam, giniwasekao means that this thing we have made its possession our in-thing!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 17:18:37 +0000

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