Watchin Yanks/Os right now, happier than a pig in s**t. Im thinking about the last Baltimore Orioles/Yankees game I attended. So look, it was Roger Clemens last game against my guys. Im standing out on Camden Street looking at all these Pinstripe retards taking over the yard. I buy a Yankees hat and slam it into a puddle of Baltimore s**t water in front of the Yankees mob. I proceed to kick the hat all the way around the park in front of these fans watching their precious NY hat just take a beating. A few Orioles fans standing around every once in while would join in on the fun and take their shots at my toy. If that wasnt enough I kick the cap into the stadium and head straight to the bathrooms. I kick it into the urinals and through every piss puddle I could find. I then kick it all the way to my seat. It must have been 30 Yankee fans and me and Eric Welsh. With a dead-pan, straight face, I ask these clowns if they wanna buy the hat for fity Cent. No takers. Oh welll f**k it, the hat had grown on me, Ill keep it. Let the record show the Orioles blasted Clemens that day and I pissed a couple of Yankee fans off with my incessant loud singing of Old Man River. After the game I kick it through the Urinals won more time for good measure. As Im walking towards the Eutaw Street gate an angry Yankee fan from Brooklyn approaches me. He demands the hat. I say f**k yourself. He bends over to pick it up, I stand on the hat and tell the kid, I wouldnt touch that hat with your hands if I was you. The kid is so enraged, he starts tugging at the hat, while I stand on it. Finally, I relent and he tugs the hat and falls down in the process. He is so happy he has his prize, he even hugs the thing like its an injured baby or something. I GOT IT MOTHER F**KER!!! HAHAHA Yeah smell ya hands s**t nuts....he smells and it takes like three seconds for it to hit him. He throws the hat in absolute disgust and runs to the bathroom. So recap, youre driving home to Brooklyn with pissy hands and shirt and youre team got shelled. My last Orioles/Yanks game.....GOOD TIMES....I dont see many Yankee fans tonight at the Yard. Alot of Orange. Its so fun watching my team rub your nose in it. Owes, Strohs and Natty Bohs. Another win for the good guys!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 02:25:23 +0000
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