Ways to troll your friends: 1) Find out friend is pregnant. Dont congratulate them. Visit them, say, Jesus, youve gotten fat as hell! 2) Try to talk them out of going to their own surprise party. 3) Get password to their LinkedIn profile, change skills to eating shit, doing heroin, and being a fatass 4) Call their job before they arrive and say, So-and-so wont be coming in today. Or ever. They have decided to pursue a full-time career in anal prostitution and storage 5) Buy a bunch of chimpanzees and bonobos, lock them in your friends house while theyre at work 5) Put their obituary in the newspaper, send it to their friends and family 6) Secretly bang their wife for years, father several children, on childs 18th birthday show friend DNA test, laugh and point at their face, high-five wife
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 15:14:58 +0000
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