We are planning a special service to make it possible for everyone to attend church Sunday * Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my only day for sleeping in. * Eye drops will be available for those whose eyes are tired from watching television too late on Saturday night. * We will have steel helmets for those who believe the building will cave in if they show up for church. * Blankets will be furnished for those who complain that the church is too cold. Fans will be provided for those who are too hot. * We will have hearing aids for the parishioners who say, “The pastor doesn’t talk loud enough.” Likewise, there will be ear plugs who think he is too loud. * Score cards will be provided for those who like to keep count of the hypocrites. * There will be pre-packaged freezer meals for those who can’t attend church and cook too! * One section of the church will have trees and grass for those who see God in nature. * Putting greens for the golfers. * Fishing bait will be available for the anglers. * The sanctuary will have both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who only like to come on the Holidays. Please feel free to add to the list if we inadvertently forgot to include something important. See you Sunday...
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 22:03:37 +0000
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