We are still in the process here of getting around to everyone who liked the previous status and we will get to everyone ASAP but here is how you can get your hands on a Master U-Card. When you enter the Newman Building via the door that has the stairs that go up for the library or down for the SU shop walk down the stairs and walk straight on until you get to the toilets. Go in to the bathroom and enter the cubicle nearest the door (same for men and women). Put the toilet seat down and stand on the lid. Push the tile in the ceiling above you up and you should be able to push it aside. Now pull yourself up into the hole which you have now opened up (this is where you need strong lats, lads who have been skipping pull-ups in the gym need not try). Once inside you will soon discover that you are now in the buildings air-conditioning system. Crawl to the left towards where the door of the bathroom you have entered would be. (You may find it too dark to see so bring a torch). Continue crawling straight on for about 60 metres until you come to a crossroads of such where the tunnel goes right or left take the left direction and crawl for about 20metres until you have the option to take another left or right this time take a right. Count the tiles from this right which you are crawling over, stop at tile 7. You should now be directly above the U-card office desk and computer. (Make sure to undertake this expedition outside the hours of 10am and 5pm when the U-card office is actually open). Lift up tile 7 and be careful to drop down onto the desk in the office, this desk will also make it easy for you to get back into the tunnel once you have conducted your business. The computer should be turned on and in the rare event that it is turned off the presidents password should get you in it is yvonneiloveyoualways (it took a lot of hacking to get our hands on that!) Now simply go into the program (which is the only program which opens on the machine) to print a new Ucard place a blank card from the stack beside the computer into the Ucard scanner and enter the specifications you require for this card. For example when you go to the tab which says residences click Access to all. Once you are finished with the specs press finish and print. Once your U-card is finished climb back into the tunnel return to the bathroom from where you have come and casually walk out with the power to access all now a your fingertips! We hope there is some people here who are as crazy as we are who will actually try this out, Enjoy unlimited access to all ;)
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:43:59 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015