Wednesday Laugh... A married couple is driving along a highway - TopicsExpress

Wednesday Laugh... A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice I know weve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. I dont want you to try and talk me out of it, He says, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, And shes a far better lover than you are. Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. I want the house, he says insistently.. Up to 80 . I want the car, too, he continues. 85 mph. And, he says, Ill have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat! The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, Isnt there anything you want? The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. No, Ive got everything I need, she says. Oh, really, he inquires, so what have you got? Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles..... The airbag.

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