Weekly Catholic church tallies time: Number of babies whom resembled Phil Collins at different stages of his career: 4 Number of celebrity look-a-likes, not including the aforementioned babies: 5 (Clint Eastwood returns with a cold stare and an itchy trigger finger, Frasier Crane with still no clue what to do with all those tossed salads and scrambled eggs, Chaz Bono, and a MASH reunion; Winchester and Rizzo sitting on opposite sides, understandably so) Number of times I poked, punched, and/or nudged my father: 6 Amount of time I debated my favorite Genesis album: 10 minutes (still at a loss between Selling England by the Pound and A Trick of the Tail) Number of people dressed like Alisa Manna: 6 Amount of time I pictured Jesus with Riff-Raff-esque facial hair: 5 minutes Number of times I kissed my mommy on the cheek: 2 Number of old men who randomly burst into a chorus of flatulence: 1 (that I know of) Number of animal hair on the sweaters of the people sitting in front of me: countless Number of animal hair I successfully picked off without getting noticed: 3 Number of times I thought about Megan and smiled to myself like a doofus: 4 or 5
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 16:33:23 +0000
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