Well folks after last weekends weather fiasco in Coalville . I can accurately forecast a Hyper tornado in my house at around 1400 hrs. Emma will be back. I was considering up turning furniture depositing the contents of the rubbish bins in and around her bedroom and crumbling biscuits and bread on the work surfaces and floor in the kitchen. Although I will be pleased to welcome Yvette and Emma home I must feel sorry for the manufacturers of cotton buds. The wax in my ears will be despatched by human means. To welcome Yvette home I have a basket of clothes waiting to be ironed. I feel that this is a good way to say I missed you. I was sorely tempted to shave Emmas cat to enable me to collect all of her fur in one go. I decided to use the hoover to continue fur collection and to ensure the hoover was in working order. The washing machine has enjoyed the rest since the girls departed at the beginning of October only being used once every 10 days or so. (usually once or twice a day}. Contrary to popular belief I have not emptied the food cupboards to satisfy my appetite or continually frequented the local take aways. Yes folks I have cooked for myself along with a few meals for Gary and Stacey. I must go now as my chair is missing me and I must catch up on my favourite tv programs. PEACE WILL BE SHATTERED VERY SHORTLY. HELP.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 10:42:11 +0000
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