Well here you go! My top 10 reasons for having Vertigo-/by me! 1.Never have to ride in the backseat of a car. Shotgun always accompanied by a paper bag? 2. If you have ringing or loss of hearing in your ear just tell them youve been at too many rock concerts. 3. People at amusement parks actually feel sorry for you. 4. Save money on booze! Youve already got that feeling anyhow and not in a good way. 5. If you can even make it on an airplane and their is a terrorist- he cant hold any threat over you. Your at another level. He might even be doing you a favor by taking the plane down? 6. Keep a good lawyer on hand for alleged drunk driving. You just hit the jackpot :) 7. Tell girlfriend or wife that kissing and so on is a short term cure! 8. Make sure the person who invented- Spin the Tail- has good Heath and Life insurance! 9. Lead a group burning or bonfire of the DVD--Trains Planes and Automobiles! 10. Last but not least continue with the wisdom practice of never look behind! Youve always been ahead of the curve on that one!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:36:42 +0000
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