Well it happened and the GOP is PROUD OF IT! Dateline: Wake Island 1941. Marines surrender to Japanese after days of holding out. “Well you know,” Sergeant Schmuckatelly said, “we fought the good fight, held out for a few days, until we got tired of being attacked and surrendered. We all felt better after we gave up and gave ourselves a standing ovation.” Dateline: Henderson Field, Guadalcanal, 1942. Marines surrender to Japanese after a few weeks of holding out. “Well you know,” Sergeant Schmuckatelly said, “we fought the good fight, held out for a few weeks, until we got tired of being attacked and surrendered. We had few supplies anyway and we were all kinda tired from eating Japanese food and drinking their beer and sake. We all felt better after we gave up and gave ourselves a standing ovation.” Dateline: Chosin Reservoir 1951: Marines surrender entire First Marine Division to ChiComs. ”Well you know,” Sergeant Schmuckatelly said, “we fought the good fight, held out for awhile and while we could have fought out back to safety at Hungnam but we got tired of being attacked and surrendered. It was pretty cold anyway and we figured, why fight it. We all felt better after we gave up and gave ourselves a standing ovation.” Dateline: Fallujah 2004: Marines surrender to Iraqi insurgents. ”Well you know,” Sergeant Schmuckatelly said, “we fought the good fight, held out for a couple of days, until we got tired of being attacked and surrendered. Yeah, its gonna suck being a Muslim slave and having our heads chopped off and our throats slit but hey, we all felt better after we gave up and gave ourselves a standing ovation.”
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 01:27:40 +0000
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