Well started out with having to walk the pins on leads as big 8ft deep holes in field for soakaways being done and sure as sure they would go in to see the big bunny. !! Come in from walking them to find ( and he had been out already for a walk!!) Old adopted ( maybe not for much more !!) Sid had poohed from the kitchen all through the dining room across the lounge across a rug and codelias bed. !!! I picked up what I can and then go for yhe mop an bucket , I pick the bucket up and the handle comes off and water cascades acriss the floor like a bloody tsunami ! Frantically grabbing towels to stop it from tracking like a speeding torpedo along the tile grouting tracks and under the cubboards. !! I then find a bit of poo that I didnt see before; carefully in a sheet of single kitchen paper I found in my pocket I folded the poo up! I then continued mopping holding said poo in my hand ! The mop started feeling slippery on looking down the carefully wrapped poo had oozed through said bloody obviously not the elephant variety of kitchen roll !! And was liberally smeared up mop handle and hand !! Oh the joys of dog owning. Pet owning Bringing down my heart rate today on a 0 - 10 ratio is minus 5. !!! I can possibly laugh now , not so at 7.50 am . !!
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 08:52:10 +0000