Weve done it. Weve found the most baffling, disturbing item ever to hit the shelves of a thrift shop. What you see before you is a replica of a medieval portrait of a saint, with the following alterations: -the taxidermied head of a rattlesnake glued on over the saints mouth -plastic spaghetti marinara -googly eyes -surprisingly tasteful swirly majigs -those bead things that you melt into shape with an iron -a cutout of an unidentified child, who is probably living under some kind of terrible curse -an unsettling cut-and-paste Freddy Krueger chimera, I think and -letters spelling out the word wicked, as if that were necessary. All I know is that I felt like I needed to bathe in holy water and salt all my doorways after touching it. And also that I almost want to buy it and start hiding it in all your houses. While wearing gloves. Carolyn Schultz if youre still writing horror stories about thrift shop finds...have at it.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 00:49:29 +0000
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